Go pig GO!

I prepared to go so fast I would be able to get the first place ribbon and the cookie! Oink, I’m squeals the pig, I was enrolled in a pig race. I was training harshly For this race. I went on the Spinny thing you would call a Treadmill. It was pretty easy I made it to the end in about two seconds. Man you humans are weak you can barely move on it! Any way Bikes hurt and weights are hard. So I got on the treadmill after my food fixer. It was Fighting back! I Zoomed to the end? Why was I not there I barely even moved? I pushed myself to get there and pushed. Until I made it. NAP ATTACK! It was lunchtime so I got up and went over there. Oh no The benny the dog was stealing my food. Arf aRf aRf! Uh oh I better run. I hit my top speed of Eleven miles per hour but he was catching up! I ran up the stars and hid in the washer. Yay My superior pig power won! Uh oh NAP ATTACK! It was warm and cosy in the laundry. I woke up and It was time for the race. Hey wait a minute wasn’t I in the washer? AHH loud noise, “GOOOO” I went at top speed and was tied up with another pig I surpassed him after a sudden Nap attack on his part. I could see victory! That cookie would be mine. Uh oh Another pig

Oinkers said,”Do you smell the treat?” I said,”It smells tasty” Then And then somebody suddenly screamed in my Ear Go pig GO! I increased speed and won!

How smart are pigs?

According to experts on pigs,pigs know how to adapt to complex environments. This is why pigs are slowly taking over Canada! The reason for their adaptability is they learn new skills easily. In fact they are the smartest livestock animal.They are more trainable than dogs. Contrary to myth they are not as smart as dogs,BUT SMARTER. In-fact pigs show cognitive abilities almost as great as a 3 year old.

So why is one (dogs) friends and the other (pigs) food. Is this inhumane and cruel or reasonable? The simple answer is emotional pre-justice. Non-pig lovers just don’t care enough to feel sorry about pigs. One popular argument is that we should care more about dogs because of their superior social intelligence. This twitter user is typical:”I just want to say, have you ever seen a pig protecting its master? Have you ever seen guide-ducks or police chickens?” The fact is this is’nt true pigs are MORE emotionaly complex than dogs and will protect you.However this belief really just reflects the fact that people spend more time getting to know dogs than pigs. Many people have dogs as pets and through this relationship with dogs we’ve come to learn about them and care deeply for them. But are dogs really that different from other animals we eat?https://theconversation.com/why-are-we-outraged-about-eating-dog-but-not-bacon-43796 Even the Peta has something to say on this. So my research has come to the conclusion this is cruel. https://www.peta.org/features/dog-pig/ If you need a break from this or a way to take your mind of this head over to are friends at https://sites.google.com/bonsallusd.com/64-classics-in-progress/home. This is the limited addition link you can only find here!

How the three little pigs really went down.

Once upon a time there was an old mother pig who had three little pigs and was captured by a factory farmer. So when they were 12 weeks old, They escaped

The first little pig was very lazy. He didn’t want to work at all and he built his burrow out of straw. The second little pig worked a little bit harder but he was somewhat lazy too and he built his burrow out of sticks. Then, they sang and danced and played together the rest of the day.

The third little pig worked hard all day and built his burrow with bricks. It was a sturdy home complete with a fine fireplace and chimney. It looked like it could withstand the strongest of earthquakes.

The next day, a Human happened to pass by the lane where the three little pigs lived; and he saw the straw house, and he heard the pig inside. He thought the pig would make a mighty fine meal and his mouth began to water.

So he knocked on the door and said:

  Little pig! Little pig!
  Let me in! Let me in!

But the little pig saw the Humans hands through the keyhole, so he answered back:

  No! No! No! 
  Not by the Quills on my backidy back back!

Then the Humaan showed his factory farms and said:

  Then I'll drill
and I'll drill
and I'll drill your burrow down.

So he drilled and he drilled and he drilled the burrow down! The

human opened his net launcher very wide and shot as hard as he could, but the first little pig escaped and ran away to hide with the second little pig.

The human continued down the lane and he passed by the second burrow made of sticks; and he saw the burrow, and he saw the pigs inside, and his mouth began to water as he thought about the fine dinner they would make.

So he knocked on the door and said:

  Little pigs! Little pigs!
  Let me in! Let me in!

But the little pigs saw the human’s round ears through the keyhole, so they answered back:

  No! No! No!
  Not by the Quills on our backidy back back!

So the Human showed his factory farms and said:

  Then I'll drill
and I'll drill
and I'll drill your burrow down.

So he drilled and he drilled and he destroyed the burrow! The human was greedy and he tried to catch both pigs at once, but he was too greedy and got neither because pigs can run up to 11 miles per hour to the average humans measly 9! His net clamped down on nothing but air and the two little pigs scrambled away as fast as their little trotters would carry them.

The Human chased them down the lane and he almost caught them. But they made it to the brick burrow and slammed the door closed before the human could catch them. The three little pigs they were very frightened, they knew the human wanted to eat them. And that was very, very true. The humans in America hadn’t eaten all night and he had worked up a large appetite sleeping. the pigs around and now he could smell all three of them inside and he knew that the three little pigs would make a lovely feast.

So the human knocked on the door and said:

  Little pigs! Little pigs!
  Let me in! Let me in!

But the little pigs saw the human’s eyes through the keyhole, so they answered back:

  No! No! No! 
  Not by the quills on our backidy back back!

So the human showed his factory farms and said:

  Then I'll drill
  and I'll drill 
  and I'll drill your burrow down.

Well! he drilled and he drilled. He drilled and he drilled. And he drilled, drilled, and he drilled, and drilled; but he could not drill the house down. At last, he was so out of fuel that he couldn’t drill and he couldn’t drill anymore. So he stopped to rest and thought a bit.

But this was too much. The human danced about with rage and swore he would come down the chimney and capture the little pig for his factory farm. But while he was climbing on to the roof the little pig made up a blazing fire and put on a big pot full of water to warm up. Then, just as the human was coming down the chimney, the little piggy pulled off the lid, and plop! in fell the human into the hot water.

So the little piggy put on the cover again, attacked the human (which knocked him out), and the three little pigs saved there mom from the factory farm. Most of the facts here are true except how drilling endangers pigs humans do however endanger pigs more that wolfs.

Pig cruelty

Pigs wag their tails when they are happy and content, or when they’re scared and insecure. You can probably tell by there situation. Also pigs know when there going to the slaughter house.Run piggy, run!Workers may beat them on their sensitive noses and backs or stick electric prods into their rectums. But they got sued!

On December 18, 2019, the Animal Legal Defense Fund, with a coalition of environmental and animal protection groups, filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) for issuing a final rule allowing pig slaughterhouses nationwide to police themselves and kill pigs at very high line speeds — leaving millions of pigs vulnerable to increased suffering and terror.Previously, slaughterhouses were capped at killing 1,106 pigs per hour. But then the USDA lifted that rule allowing slaughter houses to kill even more even faster. Even more cruelty. So join them we together can save pig rights! Comment pig rights to join. Here is my source. Animal Legal Defence Fund !

Swine flu

As many as half of China’s pigs, an estimated 300 million, have died of the virus or been exterminated since the disease took hold 13 months ago. In the past months it has advanced to Vietnam, Laos and South Korea.There is no treatment for swine influenza. There is a vaccine affected pigs should be bathed to. Piglets with infected mothers should be fed other milk enriched to not stunt there growth.

The Signs of swine flu in pigs can include fever, depression, coughing (barking), discharge from the nose or eyes, sneezing, breathing difficulties, eye redness or inflammation, and going off feed. Some pigs infected with influenza, however, may show no signs of illness at all. If your pet pig is effected don’t worry it has a less than one percent chance of killing your pig. Swine flu is contagious from person to person or pig to pig. It can be spread through the air by droplets produced by sneezing, coughing, or by direct contact with saliva or mucus secretion.